My, you’re agreeable. Like a little lapdog.
Yup that’s me, a little puppy. Woof. Wanna throw me a bone?
Now I’m not saying this is going to happen to us, but have you all seen cabin the woods? that was one messed up weekend up.
Why would you even bring that up? Now all the girls are going to be paranoid as fuck.
Hmm, maybe. You have any openings?
No, of course I didn’t. Being gay doesn’t bother you at all, right?
Exactly, I mean I’m sure my parents will be ecstatic about the whole club thing but, like, no.
Hey, shut it, kid.
Can’t make any promises, I’m just so vulnerable.
Jeesh, did I hit a nerve? Sorry.