yourmajestyshay:

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My, you’re agreeable. Like a little lapdog.

Yup that’s me, a little puppy. Woof. Wanna throw me a bone?image


nicocastell:

Now I’m not saying this is going to happen to us, but have you all seen cabin the woods? that was one messed up weekend up.

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Why would you even bring that up? Now all the girls are going to be paranoid as fuck.image


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carabradford:

You should get a bodyguard.

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Hmm, maybe. You have any openings?image


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lillikraft:

… Why are you so rude?

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Why are you so short?image


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Cannot wait to go to Thana’s family cabin.

micahthequarterback:

No.. 

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No, of course I didn’t. Being gay doesn’t bother you at all, right? image


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fckrussell:

The only kid here is you.

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Okay, bud. image


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jfcmadicole:

Right, ‘cause I look like the kinda person who would even care about geography. Tell your friends you want to travel someday or something… plus there’s always the college resume lie.

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Exactly, I mean I’m sure my parents will be ecstatic about the whole club thing but, like, no. image


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fckrussell:

Acting like you have street cred.

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Hey, shut it, kid. image


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carabradford:

Try not to get mugged when you go for a walk, then.

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Can’t make any promises, I’m just so vulnerable. image 


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Cannot wait to go to Thana’s family cabin.

micahthequarterback:

Well I’m not..Okay?

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Jeesh, did I hit a nerve? Sorry. image


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